A birth funny

**SQUID** · 07-21-2010, 08:14 PM

My pregnant daughter and her husband were checking out a new birth facility that was more like a spa. The birthing room had a hot tub, soft music and candlelight. "What do you think?" she said

He looked around. "Isn't this how we got here in the first place?"

today'sTHOT=================== =========

I eat my coffee straight from the can. Why dilute it?

**Fox Chic** · 07-21-2010, 08:22 PM

Haha! So true!

PWJ8952 · 07-21-2010, 08:45 PM

Oh yeah!

texasbullitt · 07-22-2010, 03:26 PM

bada bing , bada boom........ ty very much

why just the other day..........A girl phoned me and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

Wraith413 · 07-24-2010, 07:27 AM

LMAO !!

PWJ8952 · 07-24-2010, 08:43 AM

Mark, excellent, great way to start off Sat.

GTS Mustang · 07-24-2010, 09:47 AM

You so funny Mark.

07-21-2010, 08:14 PM	#1
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07-21-2010, 08:22 PM	#2
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07-22-2010, 03:26 PM	#4
texasbullitt the man from mars Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: texas Posts: 465 My Mood:	bada bing , bada boom........ ty very much why just the other day..........A girl phoned me and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife. Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' __________________ -Mark

07-24-2010, 09:47 AM	#7
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07-24-2010, 07:27 AM	#5
Wraith413 Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 96	LMAO !!

07-24-2010, 08:43 AM	#6
PWJ8952 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Clear Lake/ Houston, Tx. Posts: 1,492 My Mood:	Mark, excellent, great way to start off Sat.