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Old 07-19-2010, 09:39 AM   #1
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Fifty Years of Math 1960 - 2010 (in the USA )

Fifty Years of Math 1960 - 2010 (in the USA )

Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.. Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1960s:

1. Teaching Math In 1960s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?

2. Teaching Math In 1970s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1990s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In 1990s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math In 2000

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes and should they sue the Logger and call Al Gore? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok).

6. Teaching Math In 2010

Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:13 AM   #2
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LMFAO! So very true!
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:37 AM   #3
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Que? Those loggers just can't get a break, but it does seem that their profit hasn't been hit in 50 years, how has that happened, must be good cost containment program!
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My step-dad drives Log Truck in Oregon. Hasn't seem to hurt him any. He still is buying collecting cars he doesn't need!
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He's probably hauled timber off my land south of Bandon ... It's leased to Weyerhauser as a timber farm.
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now thatsfunny!!
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Ok thats awesome!!!
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